follow & I'll give you a cookie.

fvming:

"You don’t have many followers"

Jesus only had 12

ignitionremix:

it’s a beautiful day to give me money

trust:

do you ever want to just yell in someones face to date you

why android users get so mad when a new iphone come out?? relax yaself and ya ugly ass phone

sorry:

I used to be a kid who ‘was going places’ but then I joined Tumblr

fukkkres:

white mom: quit roughhousing!

white son: fuck u mom

white mom: oh heavens! thomas are you going to let your son talk to his mother like that?

white dad: go to your room billy right this minute!

white son: fuck u both *goes to room and jacks off and smokes weed out of mountain dew can*

carnivour:

may the wings of your eyeliner always be even.