follow & I'll give you a cookie.

ethiopienne:

bruh
rue-mode:

☠
"I get way too sensitive when I get attached to someone. I can detect the slightest change in the tone of their voice, and suddenly I’m spending all day trying to figure out what I did wrong."
Humans of New York - Amman, Jordan (via splitterherzen)
oh-my-camila:

deideiartistic:

mememaster:

From presidential daughter to straight up gangster in 0.2 seconds

Like father, like daughter:
  • Friend: what time do you usually go to bed?
  • Me: 10:30ish sometimes 4

bullied:

party at my house bring food then leave

tsarbucks:

no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that shit

princeofkawaii:

middleshiner:

why are men always spitting all over the sidewalk? do men create more saliva than women and need to get rid of it? are they marking their territory? what’s going on?

They can’t swallow because that’s gay