Augustus waters is the type of character that in theory would make the perfect boyfriend but in reality probably would make me want to stick those unlit cigarettes up his pretentious ass
do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”
"how to perfect the natural, no makeup look"
step 1. you will need these 27 cosmetic products
Bisexuals are greedy though. They always take the last slice of pizza or the last donut in a dozen. Do not befriend bisexuals if you are hungry.
boys like it when youre playfully mean to them. call them names. punch them on the shoulder. murder their families
NO WE DONT