"You don’t have many followers"
Jesus only had 12
it’s a beautiful day to give me money
do you ever want to just yell in someones face to date you
I used to be a kid who ‘was going places’ but then I joined Tumblr
white mom: quit roughhousing!
white son: fuck u mom
white mom: oh heavens! thomas are you going to let your son talk to his mother like that?
white dad: go to your room billy right this minute!
white son: fuck u both *goes to room and jacks off and smokes weed out of mountain dew can*
may the wings of your eyeliner always be even.